RACING PIGS

Welcome to the "Swifty Swine Racing Pig Show"!

Now, before we get goin', racin' these power packed porkers around the track, I wanna know, how many of you all out here right now have never been to a pig race before? I'm gonna start off by tellin' you rookies a little bit about pig racing! Now ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you all know that if you were to go out to the racetrack like the Daytona 500, you would see those drivers race their cars around the track, to get to the cold hard cash! Well, right here at the "Pork Chop Downs" International Speedway, these little pigs don't race around the track for the money, they cruise this track at top speed for an Oreo cookie! Ah, yes, waiting right over here at the finish line on a silver platter is a delicious, delectable Oreo, waiting to be devoured by the fastest swine with that winnin' time!
As tradition goes here, I'm gonna need everybody's help. Now to call the pigs out of the trailer and to their starting gates, when I give you all your cue, I need for you to yell, SUEY!

And so starts one of the most unique entertainment experiences around!

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